What to do with old fivers now that they aren’t legal tender:
The news probably passed you by without much fanfare but old paper Bank of England 5 notes are now no longer legal tender. The old notes had to be spent by the public by midnight on Friday 5 May and have now lost their legal status.
Texas Cop Fakes Death, Checks Email, Gets Arrested:
Coleman Martin, a 29-year-old Texas cop, was recently arrested after his fake suicide plot was discovered. Coincidentally, a few weeks after fleeing the country, he was flying through Texas from Colombia, and he was detained and arrested at the airport on misdemeanor false alarm charges .
Have you tried: Farking?