Trump Aide Boorish Boris’s Assault Bust:
MARCH 10–A White House aide known for his combative behavior was once arrested for sucker punching a smaller man during a bar dispute, an attack that left the victim bloodied and resulted in the assailant being sentenced to attend anger management classes, according to police Boris Epshteyn, a special assistant to President Donald Trump, was busted by Arizona cops in January 2014 after walloping another patron during a 2:25 AM confrontation at a Scottsdale nightspot. Epshteyn, 6' 4″ and 275 pounds, attacked a man seven inches shorter and about 70 pounds lighter than him, cops reported .
Trial by fire: Pants of Miami lawyer defending alleged arsonist erupt in flames:
A Miami defense attorney is feeling the heat after his pants caught fire Wednesday after he told jurors during arguments in an arson case that his client's car spontaneously combusted and wasn't intentionally set. “When I checked my pocket, I noticed that the heat was coming from a small e-cigarette battery I had in my pocket,” Gutierrez told The Associated Press via email on Thursday afternoon.
Have you tried: Farking?