Tortoise dies after starting fire at fish shop:
A business owner was heartbroken after finding out his pet tortoise died after possibly starting a fire at his shop. Acccording to WITI, fire officials said Matilda, a 12-year-old tortoise and mascot of Aquatica, “jostled a heat lamp above his tub.
Meet Url the ‘porn-sniffing’ pooch:
He's “always working” and “always curious,” say his handler detective Cameron Hartman, of the Weber County Sheriff's Department. No, Url's job does not entail physically sniffing out pornography, although he has come across it on more than one occasion while searching for electronics devices.
Have you tried: Farking?