San Diego Zoo panda has incurable heart problem:
The zoo says Gao Gao had a medical checkup Tuesday and was found to have pulmonic stenosis, a narrowing of the pulmonary heart valve. Gao Gao was put on medication and is responding well to the treatment, but the condition is progressive.
Drunk diner leaves 1,800% gratuity:
A waiter at a Thai restaurant in Edgewater, Colo., was feeling pretty good about himself after receiving a $ 1,088 tip over the weekend – until the drunk customer who left it returned to get it back. Owner Bee Anantatho of Thailicious says a server was clearing a table when he found the cash stuffed in the checkbook.
Have you tried: Farking?