Naked, Moaning Florida Man Arrested For 2 AM Pleasure Session On Stranger’s Patio:
A Florida woman who was awakened early yesterday by the “sounds of loud moaning” discovered a naked man sprawled out on her deck with massage oil and a sex toy Cops responding to a 2:15 AM 911 call found Christopher Worrell, 30, “completely nude” near the woman's Largo residence. The woman told officers that she was “startled” by the presence of Worrell, whom she did not know.
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