Champions League: Bizarre goal gifts Manchester United victory as Messi land his 100th:
LISBON: Manchester United have battled to a 1-0 win at Benfica in the Champions League courtesy of a bizarre goal, which embarrassed the hosts' teenage goalkeeper Mile Svilar. The result left United top of Group A with three straight wins, three ahead of second-placed Swiss side Basel who won 2-0 at CSKA Moscow.
Sweet Surrender: Detroit-area man arrested with doughnuts:
A 21-year-old man wanted for probation violations surrendered at a suburban Detroit police station – with a dozen doughnuts for officers. The sweet gesture didn't help Michael Zaydel.
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