Beaver Attacks 67-Year-Old Paddleboarder on Beaver Lake:
A 67-year-old woman says she was attacked by a beaver while paddleboarding on a lake named for the rodent in North Carolina . Betsy Bent told the Citizen-Times of Asheville that the beaver knocked her board over from underneath the water Friday at Beaver Lake, then latched on to her leg and wouldn't let go.
George Waters: Trip to Colorado brings insights new and strange:
I took a trip to Colorado last week, where strolling into a pot dispensary does not garner you any funny looks, but publicly carrying an umbrella does. We get so little rain in California, when the forecast says there is an 80 percent chance, we carry umbrellas.
Have you tried: Farking?